Skip the script with the Relationship Escalator Dropout Unisex Hoodie. Featuring a big no to traditional milestones, this sweatshirt is made for those who embrace non-monogamy, relationship anarchy or any relationship freedom, all while staying cozy and stylish.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

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Please note: This item is made especially for you once you place an order, which may result in slightly longer delivery times. Producing on demand helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making mindful purchases!

As all items are made-to-order, we do not accept returns or exchanges for incorrect size, color, or a change of mind. Please review your selection carefully before checkout. All details here.

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